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Choink

Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)

Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.

by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choink

A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation

Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"

Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"

by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021

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Choink

A fat blunt

We smoke choinks in the 806 -jshor

by Jshor December 16, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choink

A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)

They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest

by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choinked

Choinked is when youโ€™re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: โ€œDude, Iโ€™ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks โ€˜cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.โ€

Kevin: โ€œDude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I havenโ€™t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.โ€

by fat obese lady May 16, 2022


choink

Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)

example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.

by CharlieChoinkVerb December 21, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choink

Choink it to express a feeling of "having a good time" even in dire situations

Example: My car just blew up but I'm having a choink of a time.

by Hilux249 April 13, 2020