Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

Choink

Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)

Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.

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choink

Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)

example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.

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Choink

A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation

Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"

Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"

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Choink

A fat blunt

We smoke choinks in the 806 -jshor

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Choink

A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)

They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest

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Choink

Choink it to express a feeling of "having a good time" even in dire situations

Example: My car just blew up but I'm having a choink of a time.