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Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019


coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007

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coat hanger

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control

when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up

by gus gus February 25, 2004

163๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


coat hanger

The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.

Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"

by Jonifrican April 4, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coat Hanger

An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.

After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.

by killsdogs February 21, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore

by freerlikesmen April 18, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.

"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."

by chickitty May 28, 2004

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