Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'
a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"
-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
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the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
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The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"
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An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.
After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.
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when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick
"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore
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To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.
"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."
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