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n. crap remnants letf in the bowl and under seat after a spray shit.v. lose stool
n. the gas station toilet was cover in crapnel!v.those fish tacos gave crapnel alnight!
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The particles that fly from ones ass during a particularly hard fart.
"I went to let one go and got an underwear full of hot crapnel."
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The fecal speckling on the inside of the toilet bowl after a gaseous bowel movement.
"Dude, you could have at least used the bowl brush to clean off the crapnel!"
Steve was holding it in for so long it came out as crapnel.
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
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The explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children's parties and holiday events.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
Watch out for crapnel; there were goody bags at the party.
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Wendy's foot required three stitches when some Halloween crapnel rolled into her open-toed Keens.
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The aromatic molecules that travel outward from the locus of a crap blast inflicting harm on all within the olfactory kill zone.
No sooner did I hear the blast in the next stall when I was hit by crapnel. I haven't been able to smell anything for a couple days now.
"Picture the aftermath of a bomb explosion, but instead of shrapnel, it's...poop confetti. Usually found artistically splattered around the rim of a toilet bowl. It can also refer to the remnants of a particularly aggressive flush or dramatic defecation. This phenomenon often follows a dramatic, explosive restroom event.
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"
'We broke up after she was injured by my crapnel."
'The moment at work, when one employee's reprimand, spirals out of control and the conflict now involves other employees - a crossfire of crapnel."