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The feeling of comfort felt after ejaculating inside another human being, having your penis caked in your own semen.
"Dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?"
"No thanks, I am very cumfortable, your vagina is very cumfy therefore I will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind".
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You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.
Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"
The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.
Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.
When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
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To comfort an emotional girl with a good round of love-making.
Janis was crying for hours after she bombed her physics midterm, so I cumforted her with my giant cock.
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A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.
John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.
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Sexually comforting someone
Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable
Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely
Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏
*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable