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The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.
Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
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Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.
That guy just ran into a ditch trying to impress those girls.
Yeah, what a Thunder Dick.
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To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
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This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's
Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt
Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*
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When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!
Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!
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Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick
A special someone who you'd love to eat out
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!