Dive

A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.

JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.

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Dive

Somewhere you don't want to work.

Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.

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Dive

1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates

Hey Look! Rooney just did a dive

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Dive

Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.

The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*

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Dive

When you succesfully talk to your crush.

Did you see how Michael dived on Emily, she even gave him a hug after!

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Dive

1. Going into a large group of people who are more popular than you or your squad.
2. Plunging into dat ass.

1. Bro we should dive in there but I don't think they want us to.
2. I would so dive in that.

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dive

Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.

What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.

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