When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.
Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
a large white egg with a golden doorknob stuck onto it.
is that eggknob?