Eggknob

When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.

Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.

Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.

eggknob

a large white egg with a golden doorknob stuck onto it.

is that eggknob?