ESR

An acronym for 'Elementary School Relationship'

An ESL is a relationship like one you would have had in elementary school. The couple probably passed notes, didn't talk very much in person and it's based on crushes who have confirmed they like each other.

Sometimes they hold hands, hug and maybe kiss, mostly on the cheek, head or hand. Otherwise there's not much physical contact.

If someone is in an ESL it means they're in a relationship that isn't going anywhere
OR

They're in the very early stages of a relationship.

"Aww, your 9 year old sister has her first boyfriend! What an ESR."

"Sam and Rachel just started dating. So far their in an ESR but im sure they will get to the action in about a week."

"Kelsey and Joe have been dating for 2 weeks already, they should have more than an ESR."

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Esre

Esre (es-re) have two meanings:

1) In the Hebrew language, the numbers 11 to 19 are ending with the word "esre".
Like in English - eight-"teen", in Hebrew its "shmone-esre" (Shmone = 8, esre=teen).

2) "Esre" is a word that makes other words meanings more powerful!
Using "esre" is not easy.
You can add "esre" only to the last word in the sentence.
Use "esre" only when you feel like it or when it seems right. A word with too much syllables wont work with "esre" (Like "wonderful-esre").
"Esre" will make a verb's meaning weaker. The cause to that is that you can't "esre" someting (Like "walking-esre", or "walk-esre")
After a big laugh its only appropriate to say "esre" without adding it to any other word.

"Wow! That concert was amazing-esre!"
"Will you get off my nerves-esre?"
"So Esre!"

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Esr

Extra sex required
When your boyfriend claims to have blue balls

Babe, ESR I have blue balls you can’t just leave me hanging!!!

ESR

ESR (Emergency snot rocket) is a term used to announce to the surrounding people that you are doing a snot rocket to clear their nostrils of whatever is restricting them from breathing correctly.

“Hey guys, gonna do an ESR real quick wait up!”

Esre

Esre
E.S.R.E
Entitled, Sexist, Racist, Elitist

Esre goes beyond. Esre is not male or female. Pronouns are they , them.

Esre is entitled. They want what they want and it doesn’t matter what a normal person thinks of the same situation.

Esre is sexist. They have their thoughts on what a man/ woman should be and if you don’t fit into their sterotype you’re a horrible person.

Esre is racist. But they have minority friends.

Esre is elitist. Esre knows what’s best for you because they went to college and know how the world works.

Used in restaurants
Esre told me their food took too long and they told us they had a show to catch. They shouldn’t have to wait because they know the owner and this place was so much better 10 years ago before they started hiring the foreigners. Esre didn’t have to wait for ranch then.

Are you male or female I can’t tell and I don’t want my kids exposed.

You should get more training. That’s what college is for so you don’t have to be a waiter for ever.