Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

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filter fucked

Not properly fitting in the filter into the coffee maker so that grains of coffee escape into the coffee pot and inevitably into your cup.

Christian: Hey bro I made some coffee.
Jon: Ahh shit, the filter is all messed up.
Jon: Bro, you just filter fucked the coffee!

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Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

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Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

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Filter Fucking

Filtration fucking, or also known as filter fucking is the newest trend amongst people born 1997-2005.

Rather than traditional dating or true casual dating men and women alike will grab onto the nearest person who checks their boxes and no matter how perfect, if they don’t appease them in bed, then they aren't worthy! They will filter them out to be replaced quickly!

They call this dating when its really the worst king of hooking up with extra steps

P1: Oh my God Rebecca was insane in bed last night!

P2: How many bodies?

P1: She said 3, but was really talented
P2: BRO RUN SHES FILTER FUCKING YOU

Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.

Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.