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A theoretical compound made from carbonated blubber. Incredibly radioactive, with more possible uses than graphene. However, weaker and greener than graphene.
A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.
"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"
a combination of fat and lard, to describe any excesively large person or animal.
(adj.) A state which is neither flacid nor hard.
(n.) A penis which is neither flacid nor erect, but rather somewhere in between.
I had a great stiffie, but an ugly girl walked in and it became flard.
a combination of lard and fat
I need to exercise to get rid of this flard.
FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.
did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?
a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone
Also a term used to convey general annoyance
"oh Flard","Flard I forgot to wash the car"