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To be freuded, fr00tet or fr00ded - meaning to be psychoanalyzed
1) You've just been freuded,
2) I freud you,
3) You're under my freud-o-scope
4) In a dialogue:
Person A: I rather work on my social relationships
Person B: allow me to translate:... getting laid
Person A: can't I express my opinion without being freuded?
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To make a "Freudian slip" that is especially embarrassing or obnoxious. Typically followed by the offender or a bystander saying: "Oh crap I/you just freuded", and holding nose or waving hand in front of face as if trying to divert the smell away.
Person A: Why were you late?
Person B: I got stuck on Sex Avenue.
(Person B meant to say 6th Avenue, and has therefore just "freuded")
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Verb: To Freud, -ed, -ing
To render an object as either a representation of a penis or a vagina.
Originating from the Austrian psychologist: Sigmund Freud. Freud is known for being the father of modern psychology due to his then-revolutionary studies of psychoanalysis and the development of the concepts of id, ego, superego, Oedipus complex, etc.. However, he is conventionally known for his emphasis on the underlying effect of sex. In his interpretations of dreams, almost anything was either a vagina or a penis.
Psychoanalyst: So what do you remember?
Patient: Uh, a bucket.
Psychoanalyst: Ok, so that is a vagina.
Patient: Wait, did you just Freud my bucket?
Psychoanalyst: Anger, indicating sexual frustration.
Student 1: See that pencil? It's a penis. That desk, with it's little cubby? A vagina. Your ruler is a penis too. Your shoes are vaginas.
Student 2: Stop Freuding my shit.
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Nutty Professor who decided we all fancy our mothers and that nearly every dreams symbol is either a penis or other part of genetalia.
However, yet to be thrown out the window of Psychology.
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n.-A pervert. Famously said, "What, you have no sexual problems? What, you haven't had sex? Well, that explains it, then."
But Freud, my symptoms are...
NEXT!
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formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.
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°1856-1939
Sigmund Freud, the person who introduced psychoanalysis.
He introduced revolutionar idea's of how the human mind works, and shaped the landscape of psychology.
Currently, Freud's idea's are considered outdated or incomplete.
He is freudian
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