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An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
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...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.
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A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet
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A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
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A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
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A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
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When a man's Johnson is clearly visible through his pants.
She couldn't help but notch his grotch, through his jeans, and it tickled her pink.