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Taking care of routine business that's needed to keep the house in a good, livable state
in other contexts, it refers to the mundane logistical work that keeps an operation running smoothly
Oh you know I was just doing some housekeeping, cleaning up the kitchen counter after last nights party
I helped stock the grocery store aisles, it's not a great assignment but hey someone has to do it
When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or "doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
"Man, my girl pulled The Housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her ass during sex."
"Did you Donkey Punch her?"
"Not this time..."
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(NOUN) Housekeeping
Defined as:
College Dorm Party.
Small, relatively closed and limited, party.
Ben: "Dude that was some sick housekeeping last night."
Nick: "For sure, but I mean no flip cup? Fuck that!"
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The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.
Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
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Guy 1: "ok now im pissed"
Guy 2: "yeah, time for some housekeeping"
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Psycho with Uzi: housekeeping? *tears down door*
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The wife getting the husband's house in a divorce settlement/contract.
My american wife finally decided to do a little housekeeping today.
The judge agreed the wife to housekeep her husband's home.
Joe's friend Hey Joe tell your wife to do some housekeeping, your house is a mess and of course you can't do it because you work 12 hours a day!
Joe Oh yeah uh after a little arguing with her, she finally did it. By the way, do you mind if I can stay at your place for a while?
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Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.
Had to do a little housekeeping.
Hear that brother!
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