Insta-cum

Cumming repeatedly and instantly until the penis shrivels up and becomes a chode.

Cam had to Insta-cum because of his large intake of Viagra.

Wil had to Insta-cum because, well, he's a fag.

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...