jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

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jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

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jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

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Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

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jonk

pure magical.

The individual was absolutely jonk, amazing

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Jonking

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

Jonks

A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.

Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.

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