kavanaugh'd

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

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kavanaugh'd

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

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Kavanaugh'd

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock