Macsturbator

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

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macsturbate

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

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macsturbate

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

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macsturbator

An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.

He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.

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