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What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.
Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate
When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel
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When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.
I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...
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1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.
2. An Apple Fanboy.
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
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An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.
He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.
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