man talk

highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode

guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.

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Man talk

1. Talking between two male friends that would normally be classified as TMI.

Man talk can include (But is not limited to) penis size, intimate feelings/secrets, or phoebias/childhood.

2. Stuff men like.

This includes (but is not limtied to) tits, women, sex, cars, money, explosions, guns, and other manly memorabelia.

Jacob: I'm 17.5cm... down there.
Andrew: Really? I'm 16.5cm.
Jacob: This isn't awkward or strange at all, because we are good friends and have known each other for a good amount of time and will not lose respect for one another.
Andrew: This was totally a moment of Man Talk.

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Man-Talk

The conversation two or more guys share that only guys can talk about.

The conversation will usually concern a women or something that women would consider inappropriate.

"Jenny, this is man-talk, go away"

"John, we've got to have a man-talk, Jenny just isn't hitting it like she used to."

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Man Talk

A personal talk between two or more close male friends. Similar to what girls do in each other's bedrooms, just not in each other's bedrooms, and without extreme amounts of crying.

Guy 1: What were you doing last night? You weren't on Live.

Guy 2: I was having a Man Talk with the guys.

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Man talk

a series of grunts and groans that men have used to communicate with each other since the dawn of time.

man: Hhnnnn (while pointing)
Woman: i don't speak man talk
man: it's over over there! gaarghh

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dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

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dead man talking

Typically the last words of someone being killed, or a victim pleading for their life.

Police officer one: We have a "dead man talking" on camera. Police officer two "Oh shit"