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Masturhate

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

by belial10 March 10, 2015


Masturhate

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.

by Eco-oreo10 December 13, 2009

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Masturhate

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

by GayBlaine October 7, 2014

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Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 5, 2010

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masturhating

The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.

Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.

by Admiral_A1 July 6, 2010

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Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by Domonic February 14, 2009

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masturhate

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.

I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.

by hograndax March 16, 2009

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