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Masturmate

Asking a partner to masturbate you so you don't have to make the effort

C'mon -you're not too tired-just a quick masturmate

by Dunnja December 29, 2015

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Masturmate

When you and your partner masturbate together. Note its not to each other. Both doing it at the same time

Heeeeyyyyyyy girl wanna masturmate

by Big Bulging Left Bollock May 8, 2017


Masturmate

A more extensive version of masturbating in which the host uses outside inanimate objects for pleasureable purposes.

"Hey dude, I had to masturmate with only a toilet roll and a celery stick. It was painful but it got the job done."

by Graham Corporate April 16, 2008

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Masturmate

The stalemate caused by two or more people attempting to masturbate in a public bathroom. Both of the individuals are self respecting, so they will not masturbate while the other remains in the bathroom. This situation results in both parties never leaving the bathroom, and it can result in either party getting hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I had to take a crap this morning, but there was a major masturmate, so there weren't any stalls open.

by XYZDRAGONCANNON February 18, 2016


Masturmate

Originating from the word "estimate", to masturmate is to guess how much longer one can last while masturbating.

Barbara had ten minutes in between meetings, so after a quick masturmate she decided to flick the bean to relax.

by imitt12 December 5, 2015