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1. The inability to do anything correctly.
2. The ability to never be aroused by anything, no matter how sexy. In addition, this also includes the ability to turn anyone and everyone else around you off, regardless of the level of eroticism including but not limited to all-encompassing hormonal teenagerism.
Good ol' omnimpotent Ian, I heard he tried to make breakfast for his children and ended up burning his hair off, flooding the house with radon, and impregnating the family dog.
It's not you baby, I have an incurable case of omnimpotence. You could have 6 boobs, all as big as my head, and be here with three of your ultra hot friends and it wouldn't wiggle an iota.
Always unable to perform. Flaccid in every facet.
Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless.
One who believes he is all powerful, but in fact, turns everything he touches to shit. Which is a superpower of sorts...just not the sort he imagines.
Friend 1: I think my boss is omnimpotent.
Friend 2: Oh, he's just a minor idiot. Nothing serious.
Friend 1: No, seriously. He's the absolute worst.
Friend 2: Compared to Donald Trump?
Friend 1: Point taken.
A portmanteau of omnipotent and impotent meaning completely and utterly useless. Not of any value or function.
1:"Hey, can you take out the trash?"
2:"I'm playing Call of Duty right now"
1: "God you're omnimpotent!"
2:"Don't you mean omnipotent?"
1:"No I meant omnimpotent, because you're all around fucking useless!"