On swear

A mix of the phrase on god and I swear.

use on swear when your homies say some real g shit and you can’t decide whether it’s on god or I swear !!!!! On swear !!!!!

Aleiza: “That nigga tit do be thick asf”

Ashley : “On swear!!!”

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

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Swear

Commonly used when agreeing or when pleased with something

Person 1: you are dumbugly
Person2:no I’m not
Person3:swear you are

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Swearing

What sailors do.

He's swearing like a sailor.

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swearing

An articulate way of expressing yourself.

Fuck you.

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Swearing

Something adults say all the time, but all hell breaks loose when kids do it. An example of acceptable hypocrisy.

Adult: Hey guys, this is fucking good!
Kid: Yeah I love it, this is the shit!

Adult: Language kid!!!
Kid: But you guys swear all the time. For fucks sake Swearing is not the end of the world!

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swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

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