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I guess you have to be prepared to die.
- Hey do you want to have premarital sex?
- Ewwww what are you talking about??
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When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.
Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.
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Having sex before marriage. Which is a sickening act and should be abolished.
“Evan had premarital sex with his FIANCÉ last night, and she isn’t even his WIFE”
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Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.
James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
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A sin against the Christian God
The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎
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The word means:
1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else
1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...
Person Two - What did you say?
Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!
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Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.
“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”
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