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The effect that causes you to misjudge a reading due to the angle of viewing.
Hey dawg, how comes youz missed that bizatch? Muss be parallax wit not holdin my rife right
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The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.
Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?
Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.
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Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.
"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."
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The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.
When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.
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In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.
Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"
Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"
Saying something that makes absolutely no fucking sense
Person 1: I spoke to the man about shoot eating stick for thing doing
Person 2: What kind of Markovian Parallax Denigrate are you saying
When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.
The problem can only be solved by opening another window.