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A finished Brazilian who plays csgo on his off days and who dives more then Pobben
Even Pessi cant carry his weight
Peymar is finished ,Peymar needs referees help
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The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.
Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.
Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.
Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance
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Peymar - A player who was created in santos, and played for Germazil, Brokelona, and PSG (Pee Sh*t Gay).
The term is a reference of the way that he dives, as if in a swimming pool. He will trip on air itself, dive into the ground and then cry.
Notable moments in his career include:
Brazil 1-7 Germany
“ACL injury” against Uruguay (Brazil 0-2 Uruguay)
Moving to saudi and not playing, instead eating kebab watching al hilal win without him.
“Hey dad how did neymar do in 2014?”
“Oh you mean peymar? He created a strategy of diving for penalties over and over.”