pyrotechnics

A really fun subject of study used in consideration for blowing the shit out of things. Includes knowledge of chemistry and adaptation of other manufactured and industrial components to create explosives and fireworks.

Hey dude, I just made a flamethrower out of PVC and ethanol. Let's go nuke that army recruiter that smiles too much like he has diabetes.

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Pyrotechnics

This kick ass garage band based in Monrovia-Arcadia CA. Their music is sensational to everyone's ears. You hear them and you fall in love and you think, "Its too bad you can't marry music." Then you listen a little more and you think, " It's too bad you can't have sex with music." They are influenced by rock legends like Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, The Beatles, Heart...., Megadeth, etc. Pyrotechnics is the shit.

Druggie #1: Did you hear Pyrotechnics play last night?
Druggie #2: Yeah man, I didn't need to smoke to get high.

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Pyrotechnics

When you finally get the spark from a girl when you kiss her

I'm qualified in pyrotechnics due to my experience with girls

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digestive pyrotechnics

To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.

I think i puked up everything I ate last week...it was like digestive pyrotechnics, man.

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Home Pyrotechnics

When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom

I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics

Verbal pyrotechnics

Someone spitting some serious lyrics

'I got some serious verbal pyrotechnics from my missus last night'

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oral pyrotechnics

To be sick: possibly is a violent or projectile way and maybe even producing a wide range of colours and textures.
See also chunder

Me: How are you feeling today?
Friend: Not good, I had a bad case of the oral pyrotechnics last night, there was carrot EVERYWHERE

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