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When a man forces himself on a defenseless girl; to act without thinking about what he is doing and then later being chirped...for life.
Cam: Yo look over there in that bush i think that girl is being randelled!
Crawley: Omg! I think you're right :o
Cam: Should we help?
Crawley: Nahh, lets let him get his randell over with :)
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He’s the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He looks intimidating but don’t let that fool you. He’s a simp for his girl. Very strong and buff and would klll for his girl. He’s the funniest and coolest person to be around. If you’re lucky enough for him to consider you his friend or partner. He definitely has a god complex because he simply is one.
Taisa: whose that guy over there he’s sexy?
Dani: bltch that’s Randel and he’s mine.
a wonderful and imaginative girl who no one should ever let out of their grip. likes to figure people out and usually mind fucks the hell outta people when the chance arises. she can bring joy to everyone's life and loves to make those around her the happiest she can. can be a bit negative and VERY harsh but means well at the end of the day. don't even take her kindness for weakness, she can take it back in a manner of seconds and make you regret your every life decision. she doesn't need people but the fact that she wants them around for the rest of her days is what makes her so wonderful. she is someone that everyone needs to meet in their life.
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There are four parts to the Randell
Part 1: Lubricate your hand and cock.
Part 2: Put your hand on top of a sink that is at cock level
Part 3: Thrust your cock into your hand (reverse jerk)
Part 4: Splooge directly into the sink
Dude 1: Aw man I totally did the Randell last night.
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: It's where you reverse jerk into the sink
Dude 2: Damn that sounds sick I'll brb
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A man trying to deny having a massive boner by diverting the conversation to global warming.
Dante: Whoa! That guy has something trying to get out of his pants.
Harold: Who?
Dante: That guy. He has a... Global Warming?
Harold: Pfft. What a Randel
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A man with a large penis and a small body
Austin: Whoa did you see Jon?
Mike: No what about him?
Austin: He is a total Randel! Probably gets mad booty.
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