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revet

Revet is a hot girl who has all th boys chasing her and she hates a lot of people but she loves sum people veryyyyyy much

Aye bro look revet is ove there

by June 18, 2021


revet

A beautiful girl who has all the boys simping over her and shes hot asf

Damn look revet is over there

by June 18, 2021

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revet

A beautiful girl who has all the boys simping over her and shes hot asf

Damn look revet is ove there

by June 18, 2021


Caligula's Revetment

A small bundle of toilet paper, situated at the base of the toilet bowl to form a basket before defecation (may or may not touch the water). Used to counter the effect known as Poseidon's Kiss.

In reference to the mad Roman emperor Caligula in Suetonius' and Cassius Dio's apocryphal accounting of his war against Neptune, god of the sea. Some believe these historical reports to be false, regardless of believability.

Matt: I didn't believe anyone when they said Caligula's Revetment would protect my anus from non-consensual god-smooching, but it worked better than I could have hoped!
Daniel: Matthew your friends are worried about you

by GoldenNuts December 28, 2022