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A straight guy that enjoys the act of giving blowjobs, but is otherwise totally straight.
"Dude, i heard that Alex is totally a seacrest."
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v. - to trick someone, using long and painful pauses, making them think the absolute worst, then thinking the best
Boy: Baby, I'm sorry, I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore...
(girl starts crying)
... I want to be your husband! Marry me!
Girl: Oh my god, you totally seacrested me!
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1. Building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.
2. To make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.
"So I slipped and fell last night!"
"Are you hurt?!?!"
"Naw, her pussy broke my dick's fall"
"Don't be Seacresting me, bro! Tell me more!"
OR
"So I met this hot chick last night. I bought her a drink and she was totally into me. After an hour she asked if I wanted to go back to her place, so we left....."
"So how was she?"
"How should I know, she passed out after puking in the parking lot."
"Man, you gotta stop Seacresting me."
v. To entice someone with greatly desired information before withdrawing from the conversation. Primarily done on television when information is about to be revealed, but the show goes to commercial.
We'll reveal the results...after the break. Just kidding, I wouldn't Seacrest you.
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The act of being stuck at home on NYE and having to watch Ryan Seacrest on TV instead of going out and having fun with others.
I can't go out, I have the flu. Looks like I will be seacrestered for NYE.
The left over semen that has dried and crusted onto a towel.
"Honey, you need to wash this towel... It's covered in seacrest"
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To do or say something extremely cheezyand uncool.
"Dude, so I working this hot babe and she was interested in going on a date, then I told her some lame joke trying to make her laugh and I totally Seacrested. She walked away and she has not give me the time of day since then."
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