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A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
She sings. She dances. She dies. The 'Sparkling Diamond' of the Moulin Rouge in the movie of the same name played by Nicole Kidman. She is a prostitute who had never fallen in love before until she met Christian, played by Ewan McGregor.
Sometimes I wish I was Satine, but then I remember two minor details: 1. she dies
2. she is a prostitute.
Hmm.
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Noun; A girl with various talents. Can be also use as an adjective to describe something beautiful or pretty. Or also can be use as a slang word for SARDINES!
Wow! a satine! She can sing and dance!
It looks satine to me.
I ate a satine last night.
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A type of material that is used in various objects
satin is used on cirtain types of Boxer shorts are made from this
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Beautiful fabric often mistaken for Satan.
Look at these beautiful satin sheets!
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1. A type of fabric often confused for silk
2. A incredible smart , beautiful ,strong or independent woman
Wow are these sheets satin ?
She's really cool, must be satin .
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