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To make love in heavy way
Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.
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Another swedish word for penis :)
"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"
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to sleep, a very deep sleep
Man it's time for some schlonk.
Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.
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To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.
Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"
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A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.
I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.
Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.
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The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.
Me and Sandy are into schlonking.
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When you rail a bitch and then you cum on her back and jump on it and rub around till stuck
BRO I WAS SCHLONKING JESSICA LAST NIGHT!
Really bro?