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schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

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Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

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schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.

by Brian Ledsinger December 30, 2008

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schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

by J Swole March 25, 2008

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schlonk

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

by Schukie December 24, 2006

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Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

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