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Abbr. Search Engine Optimization. The legitimate optimization of web sites for listing in search engines.
Any attempt to optimize beyond legitimate means is SEO Spam.
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Like Voodoo and Witchdoctors, SEO is an evil term used to describe the ways SEO Optimizers believe they can beat the system by making you believe they know what will get your search ranking to the top. Most of the time SEO is achieved by throwing darts or mixing chicken bones with blood.
Wow! After I paid $5000 to get SEO on my site, my sales have increased by 2!
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SEO is an acronym for search engine optimization and only practiced by the most competent of human beings. You should not get on their bad site or they might rank a selfie of yourself with the keywords 'filthy'. A SEO-Manager who practices the sacred arts of SEO is right at home in search engines such as Google or DuckDuckGo but never talks about Bing and - if you value your life - so should you.
"Hey Alex, you know a thing or two about SEO, don't you?"
"Yeah I work as a SEO-manager, how did you know?"
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If you ever meet a seo just know that they are absolutely one of the best people to have in your life. No matter how much of a cryptid they are they will always be there when you need them. Seo is super hot and has a huge dick and is basically a god.
Hey seo, if mothman has a urban definition you deserve one too.
Is that seo?
Yeah aren't they just the best!
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Slang term for Pussyole, made common by hooligans and schoolkids alike.
SEO! SEO! SEO!
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seo see-oh
Derived from the acronym for "Seeing Each Other."
A word used to describe an individual involved in a relationship that is at a point somewhere between "just friends" and "boyfriend/girlfriend".
We used to be just friends, but lately we've become very close. There's also a lot of flirting. I'm not sure where this is going, but at the moment I'm content to be just Seos.
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