Shitzel

a poor or below average schnitzel

"Waiter, I ordered a Schnitzel, but instead you have brought me a Shitzel"

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Shitzel

When you poop and pee on your own poop

Hey josh I just took a shit and pissed on it, bro you just Shitzelled

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shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

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Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

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shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

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fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

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Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel