Twanny

A Hybrid of the terms "Twat" and "Fanny"

Noun
1. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
2. Obscene term for female genitals.

1."He scored an own goal... what a fucking TWANNY!"

2."She was very attractive but unfortunatley, She had a huge TWANNY... so i felt very little stimulation."

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Twanny

Refers to a person who is very irritating but not a twat

"You're a fucking twanny"

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Twanny

A man who dresses as a woman, according to Jonathan Ross.

Look at that man wearing a fwock, what a howwible cwoss dwessing twanny

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twanny wan

Something said by one who does not know nine plus ten.

What is nine plus ten? "TWANNY WAN!"

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don't get your fanny in a twanny

Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot

Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts

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Twanni

A cool person but can irritate your fucking soul at times. Never holds back and loves too speak her mind. A little ball headed, sometimes stanky but also is a crazy motherfucker. Ass fat, forehead large and is a fucking retard.

Twanni fucking reaks.