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The Dirty Martini

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.

Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.

by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dirty martini

a deadly cocktail which includes 9cl. of vodka, 3cl.of dry vermouth and 1.5cl. of olive brine! fuckin gorgeous

"i got seriously fucked last nite off 6 dirty martinis!"

by Lousy August 29, 2003

82πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

by thoughtstipated November 17, 2007

57πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Dirty martini

When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.

Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!

by SoCalwhiteboy91 April 7, 2016

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Martini

When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini

That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.

by shakeitlilmomma June 15, 2009

21πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight April 25, 2018

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The Heroin Dirty Martini

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.

β€œDid you just cum twice?”
β€œNo baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 6, 2018

6πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž