Triabetes

When a person is three times the weight of the average diabetic.

Young Blood 1: I don't think the word"diabetes" correctly defines that American woman over there.
Young Blood 2: Have you heard of triabetes?

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Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.

Triabetes

When someone is three times the weight of an average diabetic.

"Did you see that guy in McDonald's!?"

"Yeah! He must have had triabetes!"

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