turb

(v.) to masturbate.

(n.) a person who masturbates constantly.

"any movie with salma hayek in it makes me wanna turb until i see spots."

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turb

Slang for masturbate

I turbed 4 times today as I looked at lesbian porn.

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turb

One (typically male, but can be female as well) who constantly has intercourse with the opposite sex, but will ignore the fact that he/she actually does so.

John : "Dude, he is such a turb"
Blake: "I agree, he always is so sneaky about having a different girl coming over"
John : "And he never admits it"

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turbed

Being in a perfectly good state of mind, the opposite of disturbed.

Jeremy sure does seem happy lately.

Yeah, that fool's all turbed 'n shit now....

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Turbing

Something that's calming or peaceful, the opposite of disturbing.

Guy 1: Man, tonight's so peaceful.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's super turbing.

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Turbs

Turbs are long green plants from North America which are of an unknown species. For centuries, turbs have been consumed by Natives as well as anyone named Jennifer. Their particular health value is unknown. Consumers claim that turbs are a natural laxative in small quantities. In large quantities turbs can cause severe diarrhea.

Jennifer ate so many turbs that she pooped for 72 hours...straight!

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Turb

(n.) Turbulence. An eddying motion of the atmosphere that interrupts the flow of wind

The turb scared the hell out of the passengers.

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