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I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.

Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?

by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 18, 2018


bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

by Squirrely June 17, 2006

42πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


baking a pie

an extremely unfortunately timed but well meaning guesture

i was baking a pie for her, and i thought things were going really well, and then she dumped me.

by pieeeeeee January 31, 2006

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Baked Alaskan Pie

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

by Cabin Store Ease April 12, 2006

25πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Baked Pie

A "baked pie" is a euphemism for a girl providing a guy with surprise sex.

"So last night at hers, she totally prepared me a Baked Pie!"

by dtron_52 November 17, 2013

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

19πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


baked into a pie

A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.

I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.

by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017