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Beday is the phonic way to spell or say bidet.
MSN Encarta Dictionary says that bidet is pronounced like beday.
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When you take a dump and the splash comes up and soaks your ass.
I have a human beday. No need to buy one
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When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.
Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.
WHen you fire a turd out of your ass out of frustation water splashes up on your bung hole.
Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.
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The act of washing your ass in the sink because of lack of toiletpaper or Knowing it was a messy shit that no paper could handle Ghetto Bedai
I was at a party and took a shit and when i went to wipe i realized there was no tp so i did a ghetto Bedai i know i wont get no shit stains on my undies now
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(Noun)- A nickname for a unsavory man or woman whose personal scent is that off ass, cock, pussy, used urinal cakes, and a 3 year old, never sanitized toilet or outhouse.
Badusia Latrine Beday often has that not so fresh feeling.