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Source of power for generating conversation during any social situation; the amount of chat that you give to other people during parties, dates, trips etc.
“Dude, what’s wrong with Stacey tonight? She has zero chat.”
“Yeah, her chattery died about an hour ago and she can’t get it charged back up”
1. Chattery is adjective form of Chatter. Means small talk between people at a particular event etc.
2. Short chat going on among a group of people regarding a person, thing or event.
Hey chattery Girl, Wassup?
What was the chattery about Joe at the marriage party?
A sorry little Cambridgeshire town, inhabited by bigoted inbreds who feel it necessary to steal cutlery in order to survive.
Most Chatteris inhabitants are tall, derp and herp. They feed upon the unhappiness of others, alongside a real desire for silverware.
Chatteris is built up of a few shops which sell nothing particularly exciting or useful. Probably sell knock-off forks, for people that like TO STEAL FORKS.
Some Chatteris dwellers like to leave the country sometimes, in order to spread their knowledge of how to be inbred and effectively steal silverware.
These types should be avoided as they are more fucking annoying than people that actually outright rob your property. Or alternatively, thrown in the dyke at birth. Diddums.
Furthermore, Chatteris plays host to some of the ugliest cuntry-folk, as they probably use the cutlery they steal to repair their faces.
In conclusion, if you see any bone-handled forks lying around in Cambridgeshire or surrounding areas, please return in a jiffy bag to HMS Your Mother promptly.
Me: WHERE IS MY FORK?
Friend: I bet THAT bellend from Chatteris stole it.
Me: What's wrong with his face?
Friend: Oh, he's from Chatteris.
Me: Do you know any silversmiths?
Friend: Yes, they all live in Chatteris.
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Chattery is to cause a riot or fight.
Person 1: You up for a bit of chattery tonight ?
Person 2: For sure lets go break some legs.
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