Cheet

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

"I know you've been eating my Cheetos again - You've got Cheet all over your clothes!"

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Cheet

The orange, cheesy crud that gets stuck to your fingers after eating cheetos, cheesy puffs, or any crunchy cheesy snack.

Ben: Hey you want some of these cheetos?
Josh: No way dood, I don't want to get any cheet on the remote.

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Cheet

One who is a cheety lil reggin mick

i.e. Paul's team was awesome because the son of a bitch was a lil cheety lil mick cheeting prix cheet!!!!

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Cheets

Slang for Cheetos. Or Hot Cheetos. Or Super Hot Cheetos. When you're too lazy to use two syllables.

Sondra: I had too many Cheets last night with all that bacardi.
Me: Man I bet puking that up was gross.
Sondra: Yep.

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cheets

Slanderous name, to be one who engages in homosexual masterbation and/or oral sex.

god you're such a cheets!

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Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

Cheet Epp

"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"

Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.

Idiot Girl 1: OMG Garlic Aioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!