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A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.
Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."
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wonderfully delightful little frozen burritos
will you put that chimichanga in the mic for me so i can enjoy its savory splendidness in a little less than a minute? thanks
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A mexican delicasy, Only found everywhere in the unitedstates and in grocery stores
A gift from heaven.
Dude 1:Yo mayne we needa get us a chimichanga ese
Dude 2: Ell yeah man thats like a gift from 'eaven
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1) The sound of one's cranium healing after suffering severe head trauma;
2) A deep-fried burrito popular in Southwestern US cuisine
Did someone say "chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.
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An aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
Whoa, that woman's chimichangas are hard to miss!
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While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.
The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!
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John Doe: So im over at your house, what did you want to do?
Jane Doe: To play with you're chimichanga.
John Doe: My what??
Jane Doe: lmafo
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