To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.
Wow that was a closey.
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a person who parks too close to another person.
way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.
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A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.
Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?
A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.
Examples of Closeyisms:
I feel as rough as the hills!
Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust
"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey