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The opposite of erect; commonly used with a penis; a penis that is no longer erect
After have an erection, the man's penis slowly became derect.
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The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff
Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
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The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"
The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs
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the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage
I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
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When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
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The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"