doctard

A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.

My professor is a doctard

doctard

1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.

2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.

"Look at that doctard over at the bar with his lab coat on!"

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Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

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